General Chat

Tina
I like the poem-thankyou!

The Bard

Autumn Leaves-I didnt know you cared!

He gets out of bed in the morning
and fishes his teeth out the jar
He fetches his wig off the bedpost
do you get the picture so far?

He shuffles along in his slippers
whilst scratching and picking his nose
He sticks out his tongue as he looks in the mirror
ooh yuk he's no lovely smelling rose!

He pulls on his hideous y fronts
and tucks in his vest nice and tight
then his scrawny wee legs get shoved in his kegs
thankgod they are now out of sight


The Bard

It’s like a horror movie
When she comes to bed at night
To see her creeping through the shadows
Really gives me a fright
With spiky things stuck in her hair
And her face as white as the sheet
Evil-smelling stuff upon her hands
And evil-smelling feet

But I’ve got something to see her off
Which I knocked up in the shed
A string of garlic on a wooden stake
Which I’ll hang above the bed !

Is it my turn now ?

I seek him here
I seek him there
Oh where can he be residing
As soon as I ask him
"could you" he quickly goes into hiding

The shelf in the lounge is still wonky
the door on the cupboard still squeaks
He writes them on his "to do" list
then I dont see him for weeks!

So now I've decided to join him
and have my own list of "to do"
On it is his "washing and ironing"
But I'll never get round to them............would you?

The Bard

thought this needed a nudge

Women tend to have the franchise of the tongue.

Wait till tomorrow!!!!!!!!

The Bard

Oh Bard your'e going soft

Dear Autumn Leaves
I bid you goodnight
dont stay in the pub too late
and if you decide to go boogying
dont you dare come home in a state!

Goodnight and Godbless

The Bard
xx

Of course you are Stan you're a male but I didn't know it was a case of sides thought it was all just a bit of poetic fun....... May.

Sorry for that I just looked and his name came up no surname.But then I'm on his side lol

I think you lot know who this is and are not telling me, I asked Stan if Robin Hood was a GR member but he didn't get back to me.

pmsl xx

Did you not hear the one what is good for the goose is good for the gander, maybe it should be the other way round here...... will he come back do you think?

He lives in a little dream world
where his hair is still so thick
He thinks he can still catch the ladies
He really gets on my wick

He wants to go and strut his stuff
and shake it all about
but secretly he's worried
that his false teeth will fall out!

The Bard

nudge

What time will the pub close or has he gone down there to think up some more, can't wait keep it up folks it's a laugh a minute better than tele anytime

An evening away from her is bliss
She's more than any man could bear
I wish I could once more strut my stuff
And tempt those chicks so fair

He's always going to the pub
to have a drink with his mate
I bet he thinks I'll be upset
oh no I just cant wait!

The Bard