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Rose shut it

ANN I HOPE YOU BEHAVE TODAY

I always behave Keith x

Won't mention Gills score ......Tim won't like it !!!


Well I'm gonna raise a fuss
And I'm gonna raise a holler
About workin' all summer
Just tryin' to earn a dollar
Well, I went to my boss
Who governs me
He said, "No, dice, bud
You gotta work late"

Sometime I wonder
What I'm gonnna do
There ain't no cure
For the summertime blues

Well, my mom and papa told me
Now you better earn some money
If one of you is gonna go
Ridin' next Sunday
Well, I didn't go to work
I told my boss I was sick
He said, "You can't use the car
'Cause you didn't work a lick"

Sometime I wonder
What I'm gonnna do
There ain't no cure
For the summertime blues

Gonna save two weeks
Gonna have a fine vacation
Gonna take my problem
To the United Nations
Well, I went to my congressman
He sent me back a note
It said, "I''d like to help you, hon
But you're too young to vote"

Sometime I wonder
What I'm gonnna do
There ain't no cure
For the summertime blues

Now there ain't no cure
For the summertime blues
Now there ain't no cure
For the summertime blues

Thats it, Gills 2 down at half time. Supporting Portsmouth now !!!

Oh Tim, I did say Crikes earlier...xxxxx

Im a Pompey fan Whirls?

Lol Tim

A-we-he-he-hell, little things you say and do, make me want to-oo be with yo-hu-hu.
Rave on, it's a crazy feeling and ah I know it's got me reelin',
when you say : I love you ! Rave on.
The way you dance and ah hold me tight,
the way you kiss and say goodni-hi-hight,
rave on, it's a crazy feeling and I know it's got me reelin',
when you say : I love you ! Rave on.
Well, rave on it's a crazy feeling,
and I know, it's got me reelin',
I'm so glad that you're revealing your love for me.
Rave on, rave on and tell me, tell me not to be lonely,
tell me, you love me only, rave on to me.

When you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
And when you're laughin'....keep on laughin'
The sun comes shinin' through

But when you're cryin'.... you bring on the rain
So stop your frownin'....be happy again
Cause when you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you

(instrumental break)
Oh when you're smilin'....keep on smilin'
The whole world smiles with you
Ah when you're laughin'....keep on laughin'
The sun comes shinin' through

Now when you're cryin'.... you bring on the rain
So stop that sighin'....be happy again
Cause when you're smilin'....just keep on smilin'
And the whole world gonna smile with

The great big world will smile with

The whole wide world will smile with you

a gentle joke

An elderly couple had been married for sixty years and they retired back to the small town where they had both been born and went to school together.

Holding hands they strolled down Main Street and much to their amazement saw the old Schoolhouse still there.

They walked in and sat at their old desks, where he had carved "John loves Sally". Afterwards ,whilst walking home an armoured van swept past and the rear door flew open depositing a large bag of used bank notes in the road. The van sped off and the couple counted the money and found it came to 50,000.

"We must return it" said the old man. " Nonsense", his wife replied. " Finders keepers".

The next day the Police knocked at the door whilst making house to house enquiries looking for the missing money.

"We've got it", said the man "It's upstairs in the attic where she hid it".

He's lying" she replied. He's getting old and senile".

The Police officer asked the old man to tell him everyting he knew.

"Well, Yesterday we were walking home from School".

Lets get out of here said the first Cop to his partner. !!





It pays to be old sometimes. !!!

Nice one Rose.....it made me smile.....again :))))

Well Saturday night at 8 o'clock
I know where I'm gonna go
I'm gonna pick my baby up
And take her to the picture show

Everybody in the neighbourhood
Is dressing up to be there too
And we're gonna have a ball
Just like we always do

Chorus:
Saturday night at the movies
Who cares what picture you see
When you're hugging with your baby in last row in the balcony

Well there's technicolor and cinemascope
A cast out of Hollywood
And the popcorn from the candy stand
Makes it all seem twice as good

There's always lots of pretty girls
With figures they don't try to hide
But they never can compare
To the girl sittin' by my side