General Chat

Yes you !

Who? me?

Shouldn't you be tucked up for the night ?

Ring him
Simple

( don't be silly Rose ........ of course I didn't take offence ........... why should I ?

I am enjoying a humorous, and poignant thread )

LOL

Next time you wash his overalls Jackie, tip them up and shake them over the bin lol at least the phone will stay dry even if it ends up smelly lol
Mine is a devil with his specs! He has two different pairs for work, close up and closer up, as he is long sighted. He recently got a pair of varifocals for home but still uses the work ones sometimes here at home depending on the job he is doing. The times I have to go hunting round the garden, garage, shed, greenhouse and house till I find the pair he has put down somewhere and lost, is no-one's business! Have located them on the compost bin, waterbutts, hedge and all sorts of daft places lol I keep threatening to get him a couple of Larry Grayson strings to hang them round his neck, but then he would probably clonk them against something and break them!
Lizx

Is my dearest friend Jackie sidestepping the question ?

Indeed he does ;-)

pmsl Rosex
robin my lord i presume that you have my lady marion to look after your needs
Love Jackie

jackie lol my OH says lifes a bitch and then u marry one
i say lifes a b***** and then you marry one lol
sooo glad i aint married
Rosexxxx

i did say i was joking robin :-(
no need to take offence coz i didnt mean it
its a woman thing lol
we like to get at men now and again .
sorry if i caused offence
Rosex
ps i dont do baiting not my style x

if i thought that he had left money in i would most definatly be checking his pockets
but bits of tissue biscuit wrappers sweet wrappers and mobile phones are not an my todo list
sorry if this is upsetting for either my oh or you sir Robin but lifes a bitch and then you die lol
Love Jackie

I shall, of course, ignore the merciless and highly provocative baiting of my old adversary Rose ............. and pray that none of the fair minded folk of this site rush off to GR with their complaints.

But let me just get this straight !

Here is a woman who, by her own admission, sways Lord and Master over all that comprises as the latest technology in laundry in the modern household.

She has the final say on what goes in ........ and what comes out !

She has the ultimate responsibility for the wellbeing of those machines that have transformed her responsibilities to a life of luxury.

Correct me if I'm wrong ..................... but should she not be checking his pockets ?

( Just asking )

pmsl
as for robin
i think thats what he calls his mrs lol
Rosex
Ps robin only joking xxxx

has robin of loxley gone off to see to his washing machine and dryer
Love Jackie

rose we have a kia picanto oh has gone off it even tho he picked it because we have a lot of widows round here and they seem to drive kias
told him he acts like an old woman sometime lol
Love Jackie

lol
and its funny how they have their eyes closed with the remote on there gut
and when u remove it to turn the boring history/ discovery chanell over they say
i was watching that lol
Rosex

another thing they have a problem with
remote controlls
they seem to be permenantly welded to there hand
and they seem to have an uncontrolable twitch because it keeps flicking fron channel to channel
Loove Jackie

Jackie
i wish my HO would come home with a lexus pmsl
my OH drives a jag and they so remind me of old ppl with pipes dont know why lol
Rosex

Ps OH not very old and does not smoke a pipe lol if he did he wouldnt be my OH :-)

you are so right rosex
Love Jackie