General Chat

Nicola, it's usually Tips board or Records Office for the stuff about Family History.

Nicola...lets start a serious discussion...


what does a piece of furniture do when its not being an occasional table?

why dont they make airplanes out of the stuff they make black boxes out of?

why do tv newsreaders say ''see you tomorrow'' what bit of secret spy equipment they using?

discuss

Cheers!

Now, by all means, please continue the mad stuff :-D :-D

LD if you havent left the Country .......the only reason I got married was to cook clean and look after my loving husband.......to either have 2 part time jobs or a full time one and give him all my hard earn cash.....to bare his children and ruin my lovely figure......need I go on......and still you man are ungratful ** sighs **

Colin I go married in cream :-)))


Good morning Nicola x

Our furniture is very good at multitasking as it happens....we have an underwear draw that doubles as a Lonely Hearts Club for single socks looking for their perfect partner......

Nicola has asked me to point out at this moment that it is her ever so slightly odd fiance that is typing this instead of her.....

A little tip re socks ..... always buy socks that are the same, easier to match up !

lol who are the stupid ones? The men who have women doing all the domestic stuff for them or the women who do it?:)

LD we tried that......but socks that happen to get worn more often fade faster, socks that are needed in a hurry and go in the tumble drier shrink a touch.....and before u know it.....socks that were once the same aren't any more.....

Scuse me uggers!

**Nicola's Steve raises his hand**

I have been known to cook a few dinners, tidy the bedroom on occasions, and even sort some washing out to put in the machine....What more could my Nicky ask for? :-D

And I go food shopping with her, without complaining....
....much..... ahem.

And do socks really need to match, nobody sees them !

they do if the same tumble drier that shrinks your socks also shrinks your trouser legs...... :-D

I've been known to out with odd shoes on let alone odd socks

So why do women need to have matching underwear ?

morning peeps
nice to see this thread is still going
other things my stupid husband has done
left him in charge of packing car when going on holiday everything sorted all he had to do was pack the car
we get to the caravan with 2 small grandchildren i see to kids he sees to putting everything away
comes evening and getting ready to go out what do i find all his clothes hung neatly in wardrobe but nothing of mine not a stitch
boy was i furious told grandson who was 4 you know the jewelry of grandads that i said you can have when he dies
well you will be getting it tomorrow lol
i was known as nanny no clothes for the rest of the holiday
he did buy me some more
Love Jackie

Mornin BK

We are convinced we are going to be you and your hubby in some years time....thats if we aren't already...

Usually I am in charge of packing everything except Nicky's clothes when we go away......so she gets to ensure all her clothes are packed and anything else that gets forgotten is my fault......

LD.......if we get knock down...can you just think what it would be like to be undressed and have odd bra and knickers on.....the shame ...** shudders **


Why do man always have to be in charge of the remote ?

Why can only man cook on the bar-b-que ?

Hayley, next time I knock a woman down I will check her undies before I ring for an Ambulance then !!

Thats so thoughtful LD...they should be more men drivers about like you....I knew you were a good en as soon as you said you could iron....

At last he is up......rushes off to change bed.....

Hayley we looked at the men drivers comment, lloked at each other, and thought...no.....lets not even go there lol