Genealogy Chat

Can you lot stop please, as I should be doing other things but cannot tear myself away from this board.

Heather, I didn't realise ''Anoraks Money Making Inc'' has just been floated on the Stock Exchange!! I think we should make sure we have enough shares so that OC cannot make herself the majority shareholder. BTW, Can you wear red stilettos with an anorak?? I wouldn't recommend it at the CRO........would get all the other Anoraks all hot and bothered........ I have tied two dusters to hubbys shoes and that's working a treat....... Merry

And thats the way I like you Glen (and Olde Crone by the sound of it)

There is another one WMWF Wet Myself With Fear Only used since i saw me mentioned earlier in the thread. Glen

Olde Crone - you give 'chained to the kitchen sink' a whole new meaning!!

There is an abbreviations thread on gen board. Joy

Old Crone (and it does worry me just how much knowledge you have about S and M, when I thought you were more an M and S girl). Glen is in my charge - I do not think it conflicts whatsoever to have a male gimp doing my housewifery - in fact that is part of the exclusive A* level students curriculum. As you are pressing me on this - if you must know, you get a week of Glen in your loft making his scaled down Norfolk village model, but at your beck and call whenever lavatories need unblocking. This would all have been fully explained in the course curriculum but I see you are still reluctant to sign up and pay your money. (Merry, do you get the feeling Olde Crone may be trying to muscle in on Anoraks Money Making Inc.?)

Gosh, where did this thread go when I was tucked up in bed? Naked cleaners? masks? I nearly pmsl !! Sarah :-)

Oh, Olde Crone......you have cheered me up! lol Merry

Heather I do think you've got a nerve, offering Advanced Housekeeping Qualification Courses whilst secretly harbouring a naked male cleaner. Erm - think I've read about this sort of thing - dont these men pay YOU to let them do your housework? And then you stamp all over them in your pointy high-heeled boots..and they beg to be allowed to come back and do it all again next week? OC

How long do you reckon before GR get complaints and this one disappears???????

Dont worry, Glen will be wearing the special leather head gear I bought him. Ill just blank the eye holes out.

but Merry did you know you dont have holes in it where the Eyes go ???

Can I borrow him after you PLEASE.... Its not too bad here..if you keep your eyes shut lmao Just me...My daughter who is 16...a cat...3 rabbits....a Pup...and a fishtank.... so not much for him to do..lol

well there was I thinking you were all refined LADIES

That's why I'm here.....who want's to do cleaning? Heather is sending me her nude male cleaner tomorrow, so I can see what he's made of...... lol It's OK - I shall be wearing my blindfold at all times! Merry

Merry If you didnt spend so Much time in GR you could clean your floor lmao Im joking hun :~)

Thought you might know it Lol

just to finish off shall I add roflmao, rofpmsl, lol?? roflmao - rolling on floor, laughing my 'bottom' off rofpmsl - rolling on floor, peeing myself laughing lol - laugh out loud / lots of laughs

Rolling on floor laughing my bottom off!! well nearly am reading this Thanks for the light entertainment been fun Tracy